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Mother's celebrating 18 years in paintball!
"She's LEGAL, guys!"
A “Much Fun and Silliness” game not to be missed!

Diane Howe - affectionately know as “Mother” to all the paintball players in the world - is celebrating her 18th Birthday in the sport of paintball in a two-day extravaganza hosted by Old River Paintball in Ocklawaha, Florida, on November 5 & 6. Diane got her start playing paintball in 1987 in Florida and that's where she's returning to celebrate. She has been involved in this sport in numerous aspects: as a player, she participated in 15-man woodsball tournaments back in the day of the 12-gram and 10-round tubes; she was there at the inception of Scenario game playing, role-playing to help define these games in their early days; she's been a partner in a paintball field in Texas, and for 6 years has owned her own scenario paintball production company - Mackz Xtreme Sportz.

Mother’s official record for generaling 24-hour scenario games is 3 wins, 2 losses and 1 tie.

Three of the most notorious scenario players in the country will each general one of the three sections of the game, going directly head-to-head against MOTHER! Who will these ambitious opponents be?? Contact pacman@mxsportz.com if you want to try your hand!

The last time Diane generalled a game was in Texas in July of 1998 … and she WON! She shortly thereafter retired commanding games, stopping on a win. Now all that is once again on the line!

Not a typical scenario game! This will be a game of “Much Fun and Silliness”, with some missions; props; LOTS of surprises and appearances by Paintball Celebrities!

Constant insertions (tag up at your base and re-enter the field)!
A game of grins and giggles all around; A.N.T. = Attitudes Not Tolerated.

This game will be capped at 400 players!

Event date is set for November 5th and 6th, 2005, located at Old River Paintball in Ocklawaha, FL. Send registration forms to: Old River Paintball, P.O. Box 1186, Ocklawaha, FL 32183. The field location is 9911 SE 170 Ave. Rd., Ocklawaha, FL. Players may reach the field owners at 352-288-5840. Contact sandspur1@worldnet.att.net or OldRiverInfo@aol.com for more information.

EVENT SCHEDULE:

Mandatory Player Orientation: 10 a.m. Saturday
Game-On Saturday: 11 a.m. till 4 p.m.
Dinner break: 4 till 6 p.m.
Night Play: 6 till 10 p.m.
Mother’s Surprise Birthday Party: 10 p.m. to Midnight
Game on Sunday: 9 a.m. till 2 p.m.

PRE-REGISTRATION FEES:

Age 18 and under = $20.00
Q: Why 20 bucks? A: We're going easy on the youngsters since Mother figures there’s not a one of them that has more experience at this game than she does (and that's easy to figure since she's been playing longer than they've been around!)

Adults = $30.00
Q: Why 30 Bucks? A: The combined I.Q. of the two nuts who came up with this silly shindig (aka Sandspur and Pacman!)

Walk-ons = $47.00
Q: Why 47 bucks? A: Can you guess Mother's age?
*Note: This game has a cap and if pre-registrations fill up, NO walk-ons will be taken! Register early to reserve your place!

Pre-registration ends October 1st or when pre-registrations hit 400 players! Register early! Get in on the greatest 18th Paintball Birthday Party ever thrown!

Paint: Another great discount (thank you Charlene; you’re an awesome field owner!). PMI Premium paint is only $70.00 per case when you pre-pay with your pre-registration! There will be no cap on amount of paint you order with your pre-registration!
Paint will be $80 day of the event.

Air: All-Event air $15 or a $10 punch card for air at $1 per thousand PSI.
Co2: 7 to 12 oz. bottles = $3 per fill; 14 to 18 oz. bottles = $4 per fill; 20 oz. bottles = $5 per fill.
All air tanks will be inspected for hydro date and condition prior to filling. Insurance regulations prohibit personal air fill stations on the premises.

Admission includes: Laminated event badge; entry into all the prize drawings; a weekend of much fun and silliness!

Mother will give away all the prize package! She's gone crazy! She's giving away paintball stuff!

The Super Secret Surprise Birthday Party is from 10 p.m. to Midnight on Saturday. Please, do not tell Mother! It's a surprise! Shhh, she'll never see it coming!

Bobby "Trips" Goedecke is the Ultimate referee for this game. The General Scenario Rules of Play v3.02 will be enforced (addendums announced at player briefing). Read them at www.scenariopaintball.com

Join hundreds of players as they celebrate Mother’s 18th year in paintball, at Old River Paintball! All the information can be located at www.mxsportz.com