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Re: Spplat2 - 20 paintball tips for "Wild Bill".

In Reply to: Spplat2 - 20 paintball tips for "Wild Bill". posted by Darkstorm on August 12, 2003 at 08:58:59:


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Posted by:
Kerry "V i p e r" Rosenberry
on August 12, 2003 at 15:11:44

Last year we kicked thetricycle out of Tom AND another commander, and BOTH their teams.

This year we're taking the SMARTER of our two previous opponents (you know, the one that DIDN'T get duped by the other two teams) and will proceed to kick thetricycle of Tom and another commander (we did that last year...without help).

Last year we beat TWO teams with one. Beating two teams with TWO should be relatively easy.

All smack aside, I'm looking forward to this. Last year was a blast!

Seeya in the middle! (And on your flank, and at your six, and in your backfield...) ;^)

Kerry "Viper" Rosenberry
Scenario Director: Viper Paintball Scenarios
http://www.viperpaintball.com

Proud member of "The Magnificent Seven"
William Shatner's Personal Command Staff
http://www.warpig.com/paintball/articles/pressreleases/091002shat.shtml

: 1) Think Star Trek II but in the end you don't win.

: 2) NEVER stand to near to Mancow. (TargetBOY)

: 3) How to find Mancow? He is the one covered in all that paint.

: 4) It is going to be hot so bring water and a damp cloth. It is easier to wipe the paint from your mask with.

: 5) Pacman should carry a folding chair for you to use in the dead box. You should be comfortable when he can't defend you.

: 6) Wayne is professional comedian. Standing in front of his jokes could leave a mark.

: 7) Get a medic badge, use Weltman as a shield. He likes it.

: 8) In a bad situation, call someone out for a one on one. You will got shot less then.

: 9) Remember to set you E-Mag to "Kill", it won't help but you will feel better about it.

: 10) Remember TomKaye has an E-Mag, too.

: 11) Spock did not go on this mission with you. He always was the smart one.

: 12) Don't ever go into your own base, it is not save.

: 13) Blue owns the field, stay with him. He knows the best places to hide.

: 14) You can yell "Cut", but we are still going to shoot you even if they don't film it.

: 15) Sign an autograph for yourself before you go on the field. It will be easier to remember your name afterwards.

: 16) Remember it is about having fun. We had fun, you provided it.

: 17) This is a charity event. We won't forget that. Consider every paintball a donation. We are VERY generous people.

: 18) A good commander sends his troops to the slaughter. Then surrenders and jokes about it.

: 19) When we show up, it is not your autograph we want.

: 20) Make sure to shake hands with everyone on the other team and get their names. Those are the people you should play with next year.


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