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Top 10 reasons GI won't show up for the Finale!

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Posted by:
Dutch
on November 26, 2003 at 01:25:43

10. Got his car keys stolen and the guy won't give em back.
9. His wife just bought a serta so he does'nt need the sleep in the command shack.
8. His radio operator refuses to write missions down in ALL CAPS.
7. He still hears the echo at night of "who'll play for me?"
6. He lost his depends sponsorship.
5. PB2extremes would'nt sign his exclusive article deal with centerfold.
4. Heard that Ol Mudward IS showing up.
3. Claims that scenario play might hurt his amateur tourney status.
2. Has signed up for a motivational seminar that wknd,where painball legend 'superman' is guest speaker,
And the # 1 reason Gi won't show for the Finale is;
He has already claimed a 1/2 a win for simply saying yes and has no more room on his trophy shelf.

Love Ya

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Re: Top 10 reasons GI won't show up for the Finale! Mr. Hankey 18:10:18 12/02/03 (0)

G.I. heard Dutch is keeping score...hee, hee...LOL Old Timers 07:53:56 11/26/03 (0)

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: 10. Got his car keys stolen and the guy won't give em back. : 9. His wife just bought a serta so he does'nt need the sleep in the command shack. : 8. His radio operator refuses to write missions down in ALL CAPS. : 7. He still hears the echo at night of "who'll play for me?" : 6. He lost his depends sponsorship. : 5. PB2extremes would'nt sign his exclusive article deal with centerfold. : 4. Heard that Ol Mudward IS showing up. : 3. Claims that scenario play might hurt his amateur tourney status. : 2. Has signed up for a motivational seminar that wknd,where painball legend 'superman' is guest speaker, : And the # 1 reason Gi won't show for the Finale is; : He has already claimed a 1/2 a win for simply saying yes and has no more room on his trophy shelf. : : Love Ya :

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