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Posted by:
"Dian Fossey"
on August 17, 2005 at 20:37:44

Ring. Ring. Ring. Click-click. Hello, and thanks for calling the Jane Goodall Memorial Institute for Mental Health. If you know your parties extenstion, you may dial it at any time. Please listen to the menu options, as they have changed. If you feel unloved, press 1. If you have an abnormal need for someone elses' approval, press 2. If your wife left you, and you played one game, then sold all your paintball equiptment and therefor consider yourself untouchable, press 3. If you have to order two lunches, then eat one with each face, press 4. If your team is going through contraction, press 5. If you are done after this game, press 6. If you are behind more then one house payment, press 7. If you want to leave a voice message which will be returned immediately, press 8, or just hang up now. Thanks for calling the Jane Goodall Memorial Institute for Mental Health.

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Re: Mental Health "Smokey McShorty" 20:40:34 08/21/05 (0)

Re: Mental Health "Bob Bob" 18:40:59 08/18/05 (1)

Re: Mental Health "Fat Gout Toe" 19:08:43 08/18/05 (0)

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: Ring. Ring. Ring. Click-click. Hello, and thanks for calling the Jane Goodall Memorial Institute for Mental Health. If you know your parties extenstion, you may dial it at any time. Please listen to the menu options, as they have changed. If you feel unloved, press 1. If you have an abnormal need for someone elses' approval, press 2. If your wife left you, and you played one game, then sold all your paintball equiptment and therefor consider yourself untouchable, press 3. If you have to order two lunches, then eat one with each face, press 4. If your team is going through contraction, press 5. If you are done after this game, press 6. If you are behind more then one house payment, press 7. If you want to leave a voice message which will be returned immediately, press 8, or just hang up now. Thanks for calling the Jane Goodall Memorial Institute for Mental Health.

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